Titillating pleasure, mental masturbation and emotional
ejaculation are shaking the pure minds smeared with Desi Patanjali ghee. How do
we forget some people don’t have sex at all but count every condom thrown in
university campus! The pleasure seekers crave for crocodile peacock
tears to give them an orgasmic pleasure.
There are certain things in life that gives such a sadistic
high that it was decided to give us happy hour, deemed better than sex. Aila! I
never knew that post 10 p.m is the time baby to watch condom ads since it’s
unsanskari to do so during prime time. After all, who needs sex when Arnab Goswami
starts shouting in our ears? I repeat
post 10 pm is the new happy hour since Sarkar thought ki we should not rendered
useless at the not-so-late night show time. Mitron! I neither lust after Sunny
Leone’s Manforce condom ad nor does the sight of Durex sends me into parlok
yatra.
Tauba! Tauba! Naughty naughty ads post 10 o’clock...will
make the likes of Baba Ramdev melt as my silly mind tells a new Patanjali condom
flavour will soon hit the market. Happy hour is now at 10 p.m to prevent people
from indulging in the chromo zone of having sex. Bhakts have already won the Kurukshetra
battle. See, sex is asanskari. What will now happen to the Pravachan on astha
channel? Kurkure khao aur mast ho jao, mitron.
No indecent condom ads between 6 p.m to 10 p.m Kyon ki
Condom bhi kabhi titillation thi to save our Indian culture. Fuck education and
awareness. Ban Nike shoes coz Just Do It is no longer hot and happening. Ab
Dada aur Dadi-ji will have no TV to watch. We will miss our original Sanskari
Babu Alok Nath on TV. Itna mazaa kyon aa raha hai at 10 p.m. Kamasutra is lost.
Once upon a time there was a Kohinoor called Condom. Issko lagadala toh life no
jingalala.
Mourn the death of condom for we are sure it will disappear
from the shelves of chemist and welcome to asli vikas. We don’t lack incentives now for making our
own brand of condom at home to develop self-sufficiency. Bapu must be so proud.
Now, link your Aadhar card to every condom that you buy or make at home...ache
din happening during late night show on the Indian idiot box.
It’s the breaking news of the year for STD diseases and
unwanted pregnancy has just been wiped off the planet courtesy Smriti-ji. Hey!
It’s no jhumla sarkar but genius Sarkar. Condom ads ka Balidaan TV pe will go
down in history. Sex is dirty and immoral na. See, it’s not Munni badnam but
Condom badnaam darling tere liye. Mourn the death of our condom ads on prime
time kya pata kal ho na ho. Stop whining! After all, what are your hands for if
not to get them soiled and wet? Be Sanskari.
Politically and morally incorrect
Love
Vishal
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